The Loony Bin
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Tue, 18 Apr 2000 00:59:22 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here's another list for you to look at: Start You Day da FUNNY way. Join the FUNeONE's world and get Great Jokes, Cartoons and mindnumbing Riddles. Great Jokes : FUNeJOKES-subscribe@e4joy.com Toons every day : FUNeTOONS-subscribe@e4joy.com Mindnumbing Riddles : Riddle-me-this-subscribe@e4joy.com ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Now here's a wee bit of a poem for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- SURFIN' THE NET: A POEM So I think I'm in the clear the boss is no where in sight I log on to the web and start to surf and then my hair stands up with fright the footsteps coming down the hall are quickening in pace there is no time to exit no way to save my face so I press the power button and relax just a bit there is no way he can tell exactly what I hit I act all surprised don't know why my machine died "simply unpredictable these computers are!" I cried "So we'll get you a new one a computer that won't crash" he exclaims Do you think he'll wonder when the new one acts the same? Source: Pat's Jokes Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com