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Thu, 6 Apr 2000 01:44:13 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here's another list for you to look at: THAT'S COMEDY! sends you great JOKES every weekday, plus links to funny files & pictures, hilarious audio & video clips, daily cartoons, FREE Stuff, Trivia Challenge, FREE Greeting Cards AND a chance to win a $250 Gift Certificate Subscribe *today* to receive your FREE "Comics" software! http://www.ThatsComedy.com/home9.htm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We've had weird and wacky warning labels before...here are a few more... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Wacky Warning Labels: On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. On a Korean kitchen knife - KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. On an Indonesian packet of nuts - OPEN PACKET AND EAT CONTENTS. On a pack of Sainsbury's (England) salted peanuts - WARNING CONTAINS NUTS. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE. On a Marks and Spencer's (UK) bread and butter pudding - WARNING PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. On an (Aussie) iron - WARNING - NEVER IRON CLOTHES ON THE BODY. On a (New Zealand) insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS. In a (USA) guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.) Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* Get PAID to surf the Web! http://alladvantage.com/go.asp?refid=BFN610 ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com