Wacky Warning Labels...

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Thu, 6 Apr 2000 01:44:13 +0100


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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Wacky Warning Labels:


On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN
THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

On a Korean kitchen knife - KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

On an Indonesian packet of nuts - OPEN PACKET AND EAT CONTENTS.

On a pack of Sainsbury's (England) salted peanuts - WARNING CONTAINS
NUTS.

On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

On a Marks and Spencer's (UK) bread and butter pudding - WARNING PRODUCT
WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.

On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP
UPRIGHT.

On an (Aussie) iron - WARNING - NEVER IRON CLOTHES ON THE BODY.

On a (New Zealand) insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

In a (USA) guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION
FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)


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