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Thu, 6 Apr 2000 01:35:16 +0100
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Here are some signs that you might just have had enough of the 90's...
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- ANDREA
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Signs that you have had too much of the 90's:
1.) You tried to enter your password on the microwave.
2.) You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted".
3.) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
4.) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
5.) You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready,
and he e-mails you back "What's for dinner?"
6.) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
7.) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but
you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year.
8.) You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you posted one
for your e-mail buddies via a web page.
9.) Your daughter just bought a C.D. of all the records your college
roommate used to play.
10.) You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if
it contains echinacea.
11.) You check your blow dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
12.) Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail Inbox, asking you to send her
a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
13.) You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell-phone to see if
anyone is home.
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