Barber Shop...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 8 Jan 2000 08:03:33 +0000


Hiya Folks...

Here's a barber shop story sent in by Len...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A guy walked into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About 2 hours."

The guy left.

A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How 
long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looked around at a shop full of customers and said,
"About 2 hours."

The guy left again.

A week later the same guy came in the shop again and asked the same
question.  

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."

Once again the guy left.

This time the barber looked over at a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, I'll
give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Bill came back into the shop laughing hysterically.

The barber said, "This must be good. Where did he go when he left here?"

"To your house."


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