AOL Helpline...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 14 Dec 1999 05:50:27 +0000


Hiya Folks...

They get some peculiar callers to the AOL helpline...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


                            AOL HELP LINE

AOL:
 America Online, this is Tammy speaking.

Caller:
 Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join.

AOL:
 Okay, ma'am,  what's your question?

Caller:
 Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something called 
 "cybersex"... does this cost extra?

AOL:
 (quiet laugh in the background)  Well ma'am... I don't know how to 
 explain this, but cybersex is not part of America Online.

Caller:
 Oh really? My friends said they got it from AOL.

AOL:
 Well it's something members typically do when they go to a chat room.


Caller:
 Hmmmm...I don't understand, what is cybersex??

AOL:
 I'm sorry, I really don't know how to explain it.

Caller:
 Hmmm..well, have you ever had cybersex?

AOL:
 Ma'am, I don't think that's an appropriate question to be asking me. Is 
 there anything else you need?

Caller:
 Sorry, like I said I don't even know what it is.

AOL:
 That's okay ma'am, anything else?

Caller:
 Yes, I have one more question.

AOL:
 Go ahead...

Caller:
 What are you wearing?

AOL:
 <click>


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