The Loony Bin
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Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:51:20 +0000
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- ANDREA
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48 MB Ram expandable to 888 MB & no controls
512k Disease/Drug-free internal cache
147 lb. IDE Hard Drive
5' 4" Blonde tower case
53+ yr. Lifetime tape backup system..
June 10, 1945 ROM signature date
20/20 Gray-green Dual optical scanners
16 mil colors.....2 hr. Refresh rate
Honest, funny, happy software pre-installed
8-64 bit Expansion slots open for new experiences
Multitasking; Graphics-oriented interface.
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Running Dos/7.0..Win98
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Lifetime support...(for the right man)
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Extended warranty available
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