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Mon, 6 Dec 1999 17:50:47 +0000
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Here's a story of a married couple about to find out new things about
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- ANDREA
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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they
had sex the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she
would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in
the middle of doin' it, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a dildo. She gets
completely upset.
"You impotent bastard," she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, "I'll
explain the dildo if you can explain our three kids. "
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