Cop...

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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 23:17:32 +0000


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There are some things that you just shouldn't tell a cop...this is sent
in by June...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Things you never tell a cop:

1.  I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

2.  Sorry officer. I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.  Hey, aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4.  Hey, you must have been doing about 100 miles per hour to keep up
with me. Good Work, man.

5.  Wow. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition
to be a police officer.

6.  Hey, man. That gut doesn't really inspire confidence, you know.

7.  So are you on the take or what?

8.  Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
warning, too.

9.  What do you mean, have I been drinking? You are the trained
specialist.

10. Well, sir. I was speeding because I reached down to pick up my bag
of crack, my gun fell off my lap and lodged between the brake pedal and
the gas pedal and forced me to speed out of control.


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