Young Irishman...

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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 20:26:24 +0000


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Here's a young Irishman trying for a job...this one's from Kathleen...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Young man O'Brian applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm
based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both
applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by
the Department manager.

Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions.
The manager went to O'Brian and said, "Thank you for your interest, but
we've decided to give the American the job."

O'Brian: "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions
correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the job!"

Manager: "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on
the question you missed."

O'Brian: "And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the
other?"

Manager: "Simple. The American put down on question # 5, 'I don't know.'
You put down 'Neither do I.'"


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