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Thu, 4 Nov 1999 19:18:15 +0000
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- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
FIRST AID
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy
intersection.
Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a woman rushed to help
him.
When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd,
pushed her aside, and said, "It's all right honey, I've had a course in
first aid."
The woman stood up and watched as he took the ill man's pulse and
prepared to administer artificial respiration.
At this point she tapped him on the shoulder and said, "When you get to
the part about calling a doctor, I'm already here."
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