Elephant...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 14 Oct 1999 05:25:22 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Here's a naughty one, so if you're easily offended don't read on...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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Jack went to a urologist and told him that he was unable to get his
penis erect. After a complete exam the doctor told Jack that the muscles
around the base of his penis were damaged from a prior viral infection
and there was nothing he could do for him. However, he knew of an
experimental treatment that might be applicable, if he were willing to
take the risk.

The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissue from an elephant's
trunk in Jack's penis. Jack thought about it for a while. The thought of
going through life without ever experiencing sex again was just too much
for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty
or adverse effect on the elephant, Jack decided to go for it.

A few weeks after the operation, Jack was given the green light to use
his newly renovated equipment. As a result, he planned a romantic
evening with his girlfriend and took her to one of the nicest
restaurants in the city. 

However, in the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs
that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the
pressure, Jack unzipped his fly and immediately his penis sprung from
his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a roll, then returned
to his pants. 

His girl friend was stunned at first, but then with a sly smile on her
face said: "Jack, that was incredible. Can you do that again?"

Jack, with his eyes watering, replied: "I think I can, but I'm not sure
that I can fit another roll up my arse."


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