Texan Baby...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 14 Oct 1999 04:48:04 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

As they say, everything's bigger in Texas...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that
his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing twenty pounds.

"WOW!" was the response from everyone at the bar.

Two weeks later the Texan returned to the bar.  

The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the
baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth? How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "10 pounds."

The bartender said, "Why? I know that babies lose some weight after
birth, but ten pounds? He did weigh twenty pounds, didn't he? What
happened?"

The proud Texas father said, "Just had him circumcised!"


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