The Loony Bin
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Mon, 27 Sep 1999 10:27:14 +0100
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Hiya All...
We've seen some of these before, but others are new...and all of them
are funny...sent in by Dan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
REAL SIGNBOARDS FOUND IN ALL PARTS OF CHINA.
1. In a Beijing hotel lobby - The lift is being fixed for next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
2. In a Shanghai hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front
desk.
3. In a Hangzhou hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is
the job of the chambermaid.
4. In a Jilin hotel: You are very invited to take advantage of the
chambermaid.
5. In a Wuxi dry cleaner: Please drop your trousers here for best
results.
6. Outside a Tianjin clothing shop: Order your summer suits quick.
Because is big rush we will execute customer in strict rotation.
7. In a Xian tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
8. In a Guilin hotel: Because of impropriety of entertaining guests of
the opposite sex in the bedroom it is suggested that the lobby be
used for this purpose.
9. An ad by Kunming dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.
10. In a Hangzhou zoo: Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable
food give it to the guard on duty.
11. From a karaoke bar song list in Suzhou: I'd Like to Teach the Wound
Sing; What Kind of Foot Am I.
12. In a Taiyuan bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
13. Hainan airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them to all
directions.
14. In a Huashan temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman. Even a
foreigner if dressed as a man.
15. In a restaurant menu in Harbin: Salad a firm's own make; Limpid red
beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; Beefrashers
beaten up in the country people's fashion.
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