Heaven...???

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 3 Aug 1999 01:57:53 +0100


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Hiya Loonies...

Maybe it's not so easy to tell the difference between heaven and the
other place...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


THIS IS HEAVEN?

Tom Fogerty has died.

He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on which a number of
instruments are set up. A door offstage opens and in walk Jimi Hendrix,
Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, John Lennon, Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly.

Each musician picks up his favorite instrument and begins tuning up. All
of the instruments are taken but, to Tom's immense pleasure, the drums.

He walks up to Jimi and says, "Man, so this is what heaven is like."

Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?"

At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the
drums, and calls out, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three,
four..."


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