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Thu, 22 Jul 1999 18:11:40 +0100
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Hiya People...
Here's another Darwin Awards candidate...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
DUM DUM BOUTIQUE
1999 Darwin Awards Nominee
Confirmed True by Darwin
(10 April 1999, New York) Terrence Adams accidentally hanged himself on
Saturday when his sweater tangled around his neck as he tried to break
into a clothing boutique.
The 55-year-old Brooklyn burglar was attempting to enter the shop from
the roof by bending back bars on the window. When he jumped into the
store, his sweater caught on the twisted metal and strangled him.
He was found dead at the scene on Saturday morning.
In honor of his misadventure, residents of the Flatbush neighborhood
have suggested that the Dum Dum Boutique be renamed the Dumb Dumb
Boutique.
Source: The Darwin Awards
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