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Thu, 22 Jul 1999 18:14:58 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya Folks... Here are some things you can learn from kids... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Listen to the children: If you hook a dog to the ceiling fan, the fan is not strong enough to make him fly like Batman. However, it is strong enough to fling paint out of a paint can in a 20-foot radius. If you hear the toilet flush and the words UH-OH, it is already too late. When you mix clorox and brake fluid, it makes smoke. Lots of smoke. And not the greatest smell. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill your entire house with 4 inches of water. No matter how many boxes of Jello you put in a swimming pool, you still can't walk on water. VCR's do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. You should always look in the oven before you turn it on. The spin cycle on the electric dryer makes cats extremely dizzy. A dizzy cat can throw up 4 times its body weight. When it's time to pick up the toys, there's a lot more out then you played with. Drying the cat in the microwave after its bath makes a mess of the cat and a worse mess of the microwave. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com MSN Messenger Service lets you stay in touch instantly with your family & friends - Visit http://messenger.msn.com