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Tue, 29 Jun 1999 12:57:48 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Here's a guide to male vocabulary...sent in by Len...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Insider's Guide To The Male Vocabulary
"Haven't I seen you before?"
== "Nice ass."
"I'm a Romantic."
== "I'm poor."
"I need you"
== "My hand is tired."
"I am different from all the other guys"
== "I am not circumcised."
"I want a commitment."
== "I'm sick of masturbation."
"You're the only girl I've ever cared about"
== "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
"I really want to get to know you better."
== "So I can tell my friends about it."
"It's just orange juice, try it."
== "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head."
"She's kinda cute."
== "I want to have sex with her till I am blue."
"I don't know if I like her"
== "She won't sleep with me."
"I miss you so much"
== "I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good."
"Was it good for you?"
== "I'm insecure about my manhood."
"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
== "Is my penis really that small?"
"I had a wonderful time last night."
== "Who the hell are you?"
"Do you love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
"Do you 'really' love me?"
== "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or
later."
"How much do you love me?"
== "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell
you by now."
"I have something to tell you."
== "Get tested."
"I'll give you a call."
== "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you
again."
"I've been thinking a lot."
== "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."
"I think we should just be friends."
== "You're ugly."
"I've learned a lot from you."
== "Next!!!!"
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