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Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:20:02 +0100
Hiya People...
Here's a pharmacist having a really bad day...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the
husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly
this morning on the phone."
Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand
an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him,
"Now, just a minute. Listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm
failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and
hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house
with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my
keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about
three blocks from the store I had a flat tire.
"When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for
me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these
people and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I
had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make
change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and
knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is still ringing. When I came
up, I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger
back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it and half
of them hit the floor and broke.
"The phone is still ringing with no let-up and I finally got back to
answer it. It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal
thermometer. And Mister, I TOLD HER!"
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