Weighing Pigs...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 28 Jul 1999 13:11:36 +0100


Hiya All...

How would you weigh a pig...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the
pig farmer, he asked for a 25 pound pig. The pig farmer put the pig's
tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down. He then told the city
slicker that the pig was too heavy - it was 30 pounds.

The city slicker told the farmer he didn't believe that was the way to
weigh pigs.

The farmer called his son over and asked him to weigh the pig. The son
put the pig's tail in his mouth, bobbed his head a couple of times and
said the pig weighed 30 pounds.

The city slicker said the farmer and his son were putting him on. The
farmer told his son to go get his mother and have her come out and weigh
the pig.

The son went into the house and after a few minutes came out telling the
father that the mother was busy weighing the mailman.


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