The Loony Bin
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Tue, 29 Jun 1999 01:51:52 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
Remember K9? Muffit II? Well, here's one for you...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The Top 15 Signs Your Dog
Has Been Replaced By a Robot Dog
15> No longer has any problem typing. In fact, he's posted naked
pictures of your cat on the Web.
14> "Fetch!" "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
13> Refuses to pee on Al Gore out of professional courtesy.
12> Playful "mailman's here" yap replaced by maniacal paw-flapping
"Warning, Jim Rosenberg, Warning!"
11> Shorts out every time he licks himself.
10> After he's mangled in a terrible explosion, his one-armed torso
still pursues the mailman.
9> Routinely kicks your sorry Mensa ass at chess.
8> When you fake throwing a ball for him to fetch, you hear,
"Projectile Analysis Module reports error Division By Zero -
Aborting!"
7> He not only chases cars, he catches them, drags them back, and
buries them in the front yard.
6> Pages you when little Timmy falls down the old well.
5> Frequently eats documents left lying around the house, presses tail
into phone jack, and leaves you with expensive long-distance phone
bills to China.
4> Three words: "Yo quiero Pennzoil."
3> Tell-tale oil stains when he drags his butt across the carpet.
2> No longer wants to hump your leg, but your vacuum cleaner is
pregnant.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Dog Has Been Replaced By a Robot Dog...
1> Run-in with the invisible fence makes for the greatest Fourth of
July spectacle the town's ever seen.
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