The Loony Bin
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Thu, 8 Apr 1999 23:02:51 +0100
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Hiya Loonies...
Here are a couple of Canadian tax forms...sent in by Ingrid...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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EZ Tax Form 1040
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Name:
Address:
City: Province: PCode:
Marital Status: Dependents:
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Step 1. Enter here how much money you made $__________
Step 2. Send it to us.
Signature: ________________________________
By signing this form I agree that all information supplied
is correct and that I'm not keeping any money for myself.
It is a crime not to send us all your money, and we do not
guarantee we will not come back and try to take more than
you have earned.
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Dear Taxpayer,
Thank-you for submitting your income to us. We have
determined that all your income is not sufficient in light
of our spending policies and the current 300 billion dollar
national debt. Therefore, you do not qualify for a refund
and we are invoicing you for your portion.
Payment is now due (invoice attached).
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REVENUE CANADA INVOICE #XXXXXXX
March 31, 2000 (taxpayer name and address)
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National Debt: $ 300,000,000,000.00
Your portion: $ 10,344.83
GST: $ 724.14
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Amount due: $ 11,068.97
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PAYMENT IN FULL IS NOW DUE. PLEASE REMIT PAYMENT TO:
"RECEIVER GENERAL, GOVERNMENT OF CANADA".
For billing enquiries please call 1-BLEED-ME-DRY
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