Darwin Awards...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 8 Apr 1999 03:27:13 +0100


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Hiya Folks...

Once again, another nominee for the Darwin Awards...this one sent in by
Kathleen...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


Deep in the heart of New Jersey, a Long Branch man felt the loneliness
of the suburban sprawl. He decided that he needed a little excitement in
his life. The only explanation of what he did next could be that he
watched one too many episodes of Red Dwarf, and thought he was Kryten.

He decided to receive pleasure from a vacuum cleaner. The problem is
that when he stuck his member in, he experienced what could be best
described as an experience every Jewish male child blocks from his
memory. 

Currently, he is suing the manufacturer for not having a guard in front
of the fan blade that performed the deed.


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