Open Bar...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Thu, 8 Apr 1999 03:31:31 +0100


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Hiya Loonies...

Here's a drinker's dream come true...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


At 3am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what
time the bar opens. "It opens at noon," answers  the clerk.
 
About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even
drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks.
 
"Same time as before... Noon," replies the clerk.
 
Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered, "Whatjoo shay the bar
opins at?"
 
The clerk then answers, "It opens at noon, but if you can't wait, I can
have room service send something up to you."
 
"No... I don't wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"


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