Starring Bill Gates...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 28 Mar 1999 20:53:53 +0100


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Hiya All...

So what's Bill Gates up to this time...???

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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The Top 12 Episodes of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates


12> "Beverly Hills 90210.2" - Bill is scammed out of his billions by a 
    midriff baring vixen, only to have the money restored by Dylan, who 
    somehow accomplishes this on a laptop while hanging around at the 
    Peach Pit.
    
11> "Ally McBill" - When Bill makes fun of the new attorney's micro-
    miniskirts, she kicks his ass. Janet Reno guest stars.

10> "The Brady Bunch" - Marsha doesn't think her new boyfriend, Bill, is 
    so groovy after he puts Bobby and Cindy's lemonade stand out of 
    business.

 9> "One's Company" - Deciding that less company is best for him, zany 
    Bill forces all his co-stars into early retirement.

 8> "Petticoat Junction" - The 3 girls from Hooterville make plans to 
    seduce the new computer guru in town but change their minds when 
    they hear the words "micro" and "soft."

 7> "That 70's Show" - When Bill gets his first summer job programming 
    in COBOL, Y2K hilarity ensues.

 6> "Mork & Mindy" - Mork's dweeby cousin, Dork from Ork, visits Earth.

 5> "Love Boat" - The crew watches in horror as Captain Bill refuses to 
    yield right-of-way to the oncoming supertanker USS Justice 
    Department.

 4> "Everybody Loves Bill" - Bill begins to suspect that people love him 
    for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra, and 
    the guy who married Martha Raye

 3> "I Dream of Billy" - Major Gates discovers a genie in a bottle who 
    offers him the world; he refuses, saying, "I already own it!"

 2> "Billigan's Island" - Billigan builds a machine which is sure to get 
    the castaways off the island - but it keeps crashing!


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Episode of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates...


 1> "Family Matters" - Urkel imagines what his adult life would be like 
    if he had been born Caucasian.


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