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Sun, 28 Mar 1999 20:53:53 +0100
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya All... So what's Bill Gates up to this time...??? Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* *** *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The Top 12 Episodes of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates 12> "Beverly Hills 90210.2" - Bill is scammed out of his billions by a midriff baring vixen, only to have the money restored by Dylan, who somehow accomplishes this on a laptop while hanging around at the Peach Pit. 11> "Ally McBill" - When Bill makes fun of the new attorney's micro- miniskirts, she kicks his ass. Janet Reno guest stars. 10> "The Brady Bunch" - Marsha doesn't think her new boyfriend, Bill, is so groovy after he puts Bobby and Cindy's lemonade stand out of business. 9> "One's Company" - Deciding that less company is best for him, zany Bill forces all his co-stars into early retirement. 8> "Petticoat Junction" - The 3 girls from Hooterville make plans to seduce the new computer guru in town but change their minds when they hear the words "micro" and "soft." 7> "That 70's Show" - When Bill gets his first summer job programming in COBOL, Y2K hilarity ensues. 6> "Mork & Mindy" - Mork's dweeby cousin, Dork from Ork, visits Earth. 5> "Love Boat" - The crew watches in horror as Captain Bill refuses to yield right-of-way to the oncoming supertanker USS Justice Department. 4> "Everybody Loves Bill" - Bill begins to suspect that people love him for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra, and the guy who married Martha Raye 3> "I Dream of Billy" - Major Gates discovers a genie in a bottle who offers him the world; he refuses, saying, "I already own it!" 2> "Billigan's Island" - Billigan builds a machine which is sure to get the castaways off the island - but it keeps crashing! and Topfive.com's Number 1 Episode of a TV Sitcom Starring Bill Gates... 1> "Family Matters" - Urkel imagines what his adult life would be like if he had been born Caucasian. [ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ] [ The Top 5 List top5@gmbweb.com http://www.topfive.com ] [ Do not forward, publish, broadcast, or use in any manner ] [ without crediting "The Top 5 List at www.topfive.com" ] Please include this information if you forward this joke: ********************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ ********************************************************* ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/