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Tue, 23 Mar 1999 02:48:03 +0000
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Hiya People...
Here are some slogans Microsoft might like to use...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Alternative Windows Slogans
1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.
2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
3. Windows and DOS: A turtle and its shell.
4. Microsoft gives you Windows - OS/2 gives you the whole house.
5. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
6. Bang on the left side of your computer to restart Windows.
7. Error #152 - Windows not found: [C]heer [P]arty [D]ance.
8. I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better
9. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying.
10. My latest screen-saver: Curtains for Windows.
11. OS/2 ... Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates.
12. Out of disk space. Delete Windows? [Y]es [H]ell Yes!
13. Windows: The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
14. Windows: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.
15. How do you want to crash today?
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