Imagine...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Mon, 15 Mar 1999 04:19:43 +0000


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Hiya Folks...

This one comes with apologies to John Lennon...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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IMAGINE (John Lennon)


Imagine there's no Windows,
It's easy if you try.
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives.

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!

Imagine never ending hard disks,
It isn't hard to do.
Nothing to del or wipe off
And no floppy too

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money.

You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can.
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again.

Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!

You may say I'm a hacker,
But I'm not the only one.
Maybe someday I'll be a cracker
And then I'll make Windows run.

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