The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.com
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Tue, 5 Jan 1999 20:02:12 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ Hiya People... My thanks to all the people who sent well-wishes after hearing of my illness...there are some good folk on this list, which makes it worth the effort... Now lets have a look at dogs and computers...my dog loves computers - he has his own email address... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******************************************************* ******************************************************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.com *** *** Archive: http://loonies.net800.co.uk/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Dogs and Computers: Same or Different? Favorite Food Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits Method used to end undesirable behavior Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper Computers: hit control-alt-delete After destruction of personal property Dogs: dog not found Computers: file not found Favorite trick Dogs: roll over Computers: play dead Comic-page hero Dogs: Dogbert Computers: Dilbert Fun way to mess with their heads Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive Consequence of virus Dogs: replace valuable carpeting Computers: replace valuable data Widely ignored government mandate Dogs: leash law Computers: Communications Decency Act Waste disposal tool Dogs: pooper-scooper Computers: uninstaller Sensitive internal procedures Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once Method of marking territory Dogs: lifting leg Computers: "Designed for Windows 95" Unique behavior Dogs: lick and drag Computers: click-and-drag Inexplicable physical feature Dogs: dewclaw Computers: scroll lock key Estimated lifespan Dogs: 12 years Computers: 12 months At end of useful life Dogs: euthanasia Computers: tax deduction ______________________________________________________________________ To unsubscribe, write to loonies-unsubscribe@listbot.com Start Your Own FREE Email List at http://www.listbot.com/