Dogs and Computers...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 5 Jan 1999 20:02:12 +0000


The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/

Hiya People...

My thanks to all the people who sent well-wishes after hearing of my
illness...there are some good folk on this list, which makes it worth
the effort...

Now lets have a look at dogs and computers...my dog loves computers - he
has his own email address...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Dogs and Computers: Same or Different?

 Favorite Food
    Dogs:      kibbles
    Computers: bits
 Method used to end undesirable behavior
    Dogs:      hit with rolled up newspaper
    Computers: hit control-alt-delete
 After destruction of personal property
    Dogs:      dog not found
    Computers: file not found
 Favorite trick
    Dogs:      roll over
    Computers: play dead
 Comic-page hero
    Dogs:      Dogbert
    Computers: Dilbert
 Fun way to mess with their heads
    Dogs:      peanut butter on roof of mouth
    Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
 Consequence of virus
    Dogs:      replace valuable carpeting
    Computers: replace valuable data
 Widely ignored government mandate
    Dogs:      leash law
    Computers: Communications Decency Act
 Waste disposal tool
    Dogs:      pooper-scooper
    Computers: uninstaller
 Sensitive internal procedures
    Dogs:      must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
    Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one
               kind of like this once
 Method of marking territory
    Dogs:      lifting leg
    Computers: "Designed for Windows 95"
 Unique behavior
    Dogs:      lick and drag
    Computers: click-and-drag
 Inexplicable physical feature
    Dogs:      dewclaw
    Computers: scroll lock key
 Estimated lifespan
    Dogs:      12 years
    Computers: 12 months
 At end of useful life
    Dogs:      euthanasia
    Computers: tax deduction


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