The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.com
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Tue, 5 Jan 1999 20:02:12 +0000
The Loony Bin - http://loonies.net800.co.uk/
Hiya People...
My thanks to all the people who sent well-wishes after hearing of my
illness...there are some good folk on this list, which makes it worth
the effort...
Now lets have a look at dogs and computers...my dog loves computers - he
has his own email address...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Dogs and Computers: Same or Different?
Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
Favorite trick
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
Comic-page hero
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert
Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: uninstaller
Sensitive internal procedures
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one
kind of like this once
Method of marking territory
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows 95"
Unique behavior
Dogs: lick and drag
Computers: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature
Dogs: dewclaw
Computers: scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
At end of useful life
Dogs: euthanasia
Computers: tax deduction
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