The Loony Bin
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Mon, 12 Oct 1998 14:16:59 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Let's look at one farmer's grounds for divorce...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a
divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said,
"Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's."
The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a
case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John
Deere."
The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have
a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my
John Deere."
The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on
Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat
you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY
DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer says, "Well, I can never have a meaningful
conversation with her."
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