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Mon, 14 Sep 1998 10:22:55 +0100
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Hiya All...
Here are some of the things women have said...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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ELEVEN MORE TOP ONE-LINERS FROM WOMEN
1. "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
[Maryon Pearson]
2. "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
[Gilda Radner]
3. "In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you
want anything done, ask a woman."
[Margaret Thatcher]
4. "If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably
choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and
the Virgin Mary."
[Margaret Atwood]
5. "I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career."
[Gloria Steinhem]
6. "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
[Gloria Steinhem]
7. "I never married because there was no need. I have three pets
at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a
dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night."
[Marie Corelli]
8. "Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
[Baroness Edith Summerskill]
9. "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing
neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a
little noose around your neck?"
[Linda Ellerbee]
10. "Men ...The rich are always married to women who would buy
toilet tissue from DKNY...while the real cute, adorable,
superb body, good looking ones will be in a tight black top
showing off their body holding their boyfriend's hand."
[Priscilla Patrick]
11. "I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I
keep his house."
[Zsa Zsa Gabor]
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