The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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14 Apr 1998 01:06:48 -0000
This Message Is Sponsored By: ListBot Get a free mailing list for your web site! http://www.listbot.com/ Hiya Loonies... Here's hoping everyone had a great Easter... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******************************************************* ******************************************************* *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- A NEW PARENTS DICTIONARY Whether you are a new parent, a parent for many years or just a big kid, here are some previously misunderstood definitions clarified. AMNESIA: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas. IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid. INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This message was sent via ListBot. To remove yourself from this list, please visit http://www.listbot.com/remove.html -----------------------------------------------------------------