Jesus - A Second Chance...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Thu, 18 Sep 1997 12:39:30 -0400 (EDT)


Hiya Folks...

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Now let's look at what happened when Jesus got a second chance...

Wishes & Dreams...

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

As Jesus entered the pearly gates of heaven, he went straight to the
Main Office, and demanded an *immediate* interview with God. Inasmuch as
he was such an important personage, God's appointments were rescheduled
and he was shown in.

"Dad! I am very young and still have a lot to tell the people down
there. There are wrongs to undo, perplexed people to instruct, and
people to lead. PLEASE give me a second chance!"

After thinking it over (and filling out forms 18774-A and 3287-00-EZ),
God awarded a 25 year extension to his son's life on Earth.

Two days later, God was quite shocked to see Jesus in front of him once
again.

"What are you doing here? I wasn't expecting you back so soon."

"I don't know" he replied "all seemed to be the same as before. I went
back to Nazareth to talk to my delighted followers, and even did the
fish and bread stunt again, it made quite an impression. Then I went out
to the sea, and didn't walk 100 yards, when I fell in and drowned. You
said I will have the powers again."

"You idiot!" God shouted "The last time you walked on water you didn't
have holes in your feet!"


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