The Newlyweds...

The Loony Bin ( )
Wed, 17 Sep 1997 12:05:58 -0400 (EDT)

Hiya All...

Here's a tale of some newlyweds...

Wishes & Dreams...


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A newlywed couple were in bed, about to consumate their marriage, when
the wife says to the husband, "I have a confession to make before we
do this. I'm not a virgin. I've had sex one time before." 

The husband, a little curious, says "That's ok, honey...we're married
now and it doesn't matter anymore. Just out of curiosity, who was it?" 

The wife responds "Arnold Palmer."

"Arnold Palmer...the golfer?" inquires the husband. 

The wife replies "Yes." 

The couple then make love.

Afterwards, the husband gets out of bed and walks over to the phone.

"What are you doing dear?" asks the wife. 

"I'm calling room service, I'm hungry" says the husband. 

The wife retorts "Well, Arnold wouldn't have done that...he would have
made love to me again." 

The husband, eager to please his wife, obeys the order.

Afterwards, he gets out of bed again and begins walking towards the

The wife says "Honey! Not yet! Arnold would have been ready for more!" 

The husband, dazed and tired, but not wanting to be outdone, complies
with his wife's request.

After he was finished, he staggers over to the phone. 

The wife asks "Are you calling room service now?"

"No!", replies the husband, "I'm calling up Arnold Palmer to find out
what's par for this hole!" 

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