The Loony Bin
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Wed, 17 Sep 1997 10:49:30 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a barnyard tale, or perhaps a lawyer story...sent in by Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas, and
are forced to stop at a farmers house. The farmer says that there are
only 2 extra beds, and one person will have to sleep in the barn.
The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn," so he goes out to
the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the door. It's
the Hindu and he says, "There is a cow in the barn. It's against my
beliefs to sleep with a cow."
So the rabbi says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn." A few minutes
later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's the rabbi.
He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where there is a pig and
there is a pig in the barn.
So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later,
there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow.
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