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Wed, 17 Sep 1997 10:50:07 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya People...
Here are some mistakes made on the MIR space station...sent in by
Alan...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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~ Mistakes Made on the MIR Space Station ~
10) Freeze-dried lard sandwiches never as good as the real thing.
9) Souvenir shop takes up way too much space.
8) American's hairdryer keeps shorting out the Russian life-support
systems.
7) Replacing hydraulic fluid with Borscht seemed cost effective at the
time.
6) The American brought "ALIEN" video along, and now Dimitri is having
trouble sleeping.
5) Shouldn't have let Yeltsin drive the docking craft.
4) Boy, did the kaka hit the fan when those personal waste containment
system O-rings failed.
3) No real need for doggie door.
2) Sending up Duplo blocks to make repairs on a Lego structure.
1) Every third orbit, Cosmonauts get ****faced and try to whiz on
Germany.
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