The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Wed, 17 Sep 1997 10:49:16 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Loonies... Here's some redneck computer lingo for you... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx Please do not reply to the loonies@coollist.com address. This may delay a response. Please use the addresses below. ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer. "Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys. "Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns. "Floppy" ------ When you run out of Polygrip. "Modem" ------- How you got rid of your dandelions. "ROM" --------- Delicious when you mix it with coca cola. "Byte" -------- First word in a kiss-off phrase. "Reboot" ------ What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff. "Network" ----- Activity meant to provide bait for your trot line. "Mouse" ------- Fuzzy, soft thing you stuff in your beer bottle in order to get a free case. "LAN" -------- To borrow as in, "Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck." "Cursor" ------ What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend. "bit" --------- A wager as in, "I bit you can't spit that watermelon seed across the porch longways." "digital control" -- What yore fingers do on the TV remote. "packet" ------ What you do to a suitcase or Wal-Mart bag before a trip. ----------------<< Advertisement >>------------------ Come talk to us. - L I V E ! irc.coollist.com - http://www.coollist.com/irc.html -----------------------------------------------------