The Loony Bin
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Tue, 16 Sep 1997 14:28:15 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Folks... Here's what happened when Nelson Mandela met a Genie... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx Please do not reply to the loonies@coollist.com address. This may delay a response. Please use the addresses below. ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Mandela picks up this very old lamp and gives it a good old rub...and as usual a genie pops out. Genie: I'll give you one wish only...but make it snappy. Mandela: Ok, I want a bridge over the Atlantic from South Africa to the USA. Genie: Sheee, what for? Mandela: Well, I need to travel to the USA a lot lately and I hate flying. Genie: You know sir, that is very difficult to do with all the storms at sea and so forth, so wouldn't you rather pick something else? Mandela: Well, in that case I want peace and wealth in South Africa. Genie: How many lanes did you want on that bridge??? -------------------<< Advertisement >>------------------- This Space for Rent! Coollist - http://www.coollist.com/advertise.htm ---------------------------------------------------------