Mandela's Wish...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 16 Sep 1997 14:28:15 -0400 (EDT)


Hiya Folks...

Here's what happened when Nelson Mandela met a Genie...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

Mandela picks up this very old lamp and gives it a good old rub...and as
usual a genie pops out.

Genie: I'll give you one wish only...but make it snappy.

Mandela: Ok, I want a bridge over the Atlantic from South Africa to the
USA.

Genie: Sheee, what for?

Mandela: Well, I need to travel to the USA a lot lately and I hate
flying. 

Genie: You know sir, that is very difficult to do with all the storms
at sea and so forth, so wouldn't you rather pick something else? 

Mandela: Well, in that case I want peace and wealth in South Africa.

Genie: How many lanes did you want on that bridge???


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