The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
)
Tue, 16 Sep 1997 14:20:17 -0400 (EDT)
Hiya Folks... Here's a must-have upgrade if you need to work in a noisy environment... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx Please do not reply to the loonies@coollist.com address. This may delay a response. Please use the addresses below. ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Subject : Windows95 v4.00c I am using Windows95 version 4.00c. This version is the latest bug-fixed and feature-enhanced version of Windows95. I downloaded it directly from MSN (MicroSoft Network) last night and installed it. When I click the .-------. | Start | button, `-------` it shows .--------------------. | Programs > | |--------------------| | Documents > | |--------------------| | Settings > | |--------------------| | Find > | |--------------------| | Help | |--------------------| | Run... | |--------------------| | Shut Down | |--------------------| | Shut Up | |--------------------| | Start | `-------` If you're familiar with Windows95, you may notice the new element "Shut Up". Listed below is the readme file of this new Windows95 element. ************************************************************* Microsoft Windows 95 Shut Down Readme ------------------- System Requirements ------------------- All the things needed for running Windows95, a sound card and speakers. -------------- What's Shut Up -------------- New Shut Up Windows95 element enables you to work with your computer continuously in a quiet and comfortable environment. This new Windows95 enhancement is designed for Windows95 users and can easily be installed on Windows95. This enhancement was developed and dedicated to Win95 users who cannot sit in front of their computers and explore the new OS quietly for more than 15 minutes, especially when they are using the PC at home. ------------ Who it's for ------------ (1) Married men or living together with girlfriend(s). (2) Have kid(s). (3) Young people still living with their parents. ---------- How to Use ---------- Click the START button from the taskbar, select SHUT UP and click. ----------- When to Use ----------- When you hear unbearable noise or murmur or complaint generated by your wife, gal(s), kid(s) or parents which make you feel malaise and you cannot continue to have fun with your PC, just simply click SHUT UP. SHUT UP will play a WAV file containing a voice in very high intensity saying "Shut Up" which can temporarily enable you to have a quiet environment to continue with your work. --------------- Troubleshooting --------------- If you click Shut Up many times and it does not help, you'll need to (a) Turn on your speaker and make sure it works. (b) Look up "Troubleshooting" in the Help Content. (b) Shut Down (c) Download the later version of Shut Up, available later this summer. -------------------<< Advertisement >>------------------- This Space for Rent! Coollist - http://www.coollist.com/advertise.htm ---------------------------------------------------------