The Loony Bin
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Wed, 27 Aug 1997 01:43:08 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's some penis advertising...from Chuckie...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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THE PENIS LIST
The Nuprin penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
The Equal penis: Tastes like Sugar.
The Excedrin penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Sprite penis: Image is nothing, Taste is everything
The Snickers penis: It satisfies you.
The American Express penis: Don't leave home without it .
The Pringles penis: Once you pop, you can't stop.
The M&M penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Frosted Flakes penis: They're GGGRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!!
The Lucky Charms penis: They're magically delicious.
The Energizer penis: It keeps going and going.
The Right Guard penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Jolly Green *Giant* penis: self-explanatory.
The Campbells Soup penis: Mmm mmm good.
The Kix penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The Tombstone penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Ragu penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Purdue penis: More meat, less bone.
The All State Penis: You're in good hands.
The Beef penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Subway penis: Where fresh is the taste.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken penis: Finger licking good.
The Life penis: Mikey likes it.
The Twizzler penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Nintendo penis: Now you're playing with power.
The Robitussin penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.
The Crest penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Champion penis: The official penis of the '96 u.s.a. olympic team.
The Starburst penis: The juice is loose.
The Toyota penis: I love what you do for me.
The Citibank penis: It's everywhere you want to be.
The Timex penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on ticking.
The Dairy Queen penis: Hot eats, cool treats. We treat you right.
The Milk penis: It does a body good. (got penis?)
The Folger's Crystals penis: the best part of the waking up is a penis
in your cup.
The Lays penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Mr. Clean penis: Is it wet or is it dry?
The Diet Coke penis: Just for the taste of it.
The Juicyfruit penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
The Big Red penis: It's longer with big red.
The Generic Penis: One size fits all.
The Pizza Hut Penis: Makin' it great. Again and Again.
The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!
The Domino's Pizza penis: Delivers in 30 min or less.
The Charmin Double Roll penis: It lasts longer because it IS longer.
The Bacardi penis: Taste the feeling.
The Macintosh penis: Power is everything.
The Borg penis: Resistance is futile.
The Edge Shaving Cream penis: Ultimate closeness, ultimate comfort.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, pH-balanced for a woman.
The Sanka penis: Get that good to the last drop feeling.
The Swiss Miss penis: The taste you can enjoy anytime, anywhere!
The Payday penis: Its almost totally nuts!
The Yellow Pages penis: Let your fingers do the walking.