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Wed, 27 Aug 1997 01:37:48 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Richard sends us a story of English grammar and American tourists...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
An American tourist arrived at the Cambridge Station and said to a
passing don,
"Please would you tell me where King's College is at?"
The don snootily replied, "I will of course, but only if you remember
that a sentence should never end with a preposition."
"Fine" said the American. "Please would you tell me where King's
College is at, arsehole?"