The Loony Bin
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Tue, 26 Aug 1997 23:57:25 +0100
Hiya Loonies... Here Shelley shares with us a tale of some nuns in a car... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ***<andrea@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk>****<ajc6@ukc.ac.uk>*** ***<bloodaxe@geocities.com>***<bloodaxe@bigfoot.com>*** *** *** *** THE LOONY BIN *** *** loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk *** *** Archive: http://eleceng.ukc.ac.uk/~pjw/loonies/ *** *** *** *******************Internet Goddess******************** **********************ANDROMEDA************************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- There were two nuns driving down the street. The nun behind the wheel, looks in her rear view mirror and sees a police car following her with his lights and siren on. So she pulls off the road and the police car pulls right behind her. As the officer walks up to her she reaches for her information that the he would need. As she hands the stuff to him she says, "Whats the problem officer? I was only going 22 mph. "The officer chuckled and said, "That's just the problem ma'am, the speed limit is 55mph. You were going too slow." She replies, "But that sign back there said that it was 22." He said, "No, ma'am, thats the Highway number." So she apologizes to him and he said to her, "I'll let you go this time but, next time remember to read the entire sign." As he bent down to hand the information back to her he noticed the other nun shaking with her hands latched onto the dashboard as if her life depended on it, she looked as if she had seen a ghost. He couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with her?" The nun replied, "I don't know, she's been like that ever since we came off of Highway 119.