The Loony Bin
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Tue, 26 Aug 1997 23:10:44 +0100
Hiya All...
Winston Churchill was noted for many things...including his biting
wit...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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My favorite Churchill quote is the one where he was at a large house
party and was chatting up some Duchess or another and was already quite,
shall we say toasty.
He looked at her and asked:
"Madam, would you sleep with me for, say, a million pounds."
She paused and responded:
"Well, Sir Winston, I believe I would."
"How about for ten pounds?"
The aristocratic lady was horrified.
"Sir Winston!" she gasped. "What kind of woman do you think I am?"
To which, Churchill smiled and replied:
"Madam, we have already settled that question. Now all we're doing is
haggling over price!"