The Loony Bin
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Wed, 30 Jul 1997 19:08:10 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's one from Guy...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't
know Jack Schitt."
Now you can handle this situation with aplomb!
The Schitt family tree...
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnates, married Oh Schitt, the owner of
Kneedeep Schitt Inn.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious
couple produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first, unfortunately passed on shortly after
childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two
daughters, Loada Schitt and Giva Schitt; and another son, Bull Schitt.
Against his parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, who
was a high school dropout.
Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they produced a son, Chicken
Schitt.
Loada Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseperable throughout their
childhood, and married the Happens brothers in a grand, joyous dual
ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrdd Schitt, and Horace
Schitt.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. he has
recently returned to the family farm with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
The young couple is awaiting the imminent arrival of new baby boy,
Tuff Schitt.
Now when someone tells you that you don't know Jack Schitt, you can
gently correct them and honestly say that you're full of Schitt.