The Loony Bin
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Wed, 25 Jun 1997 22:05:17 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Here's Little Johnny - back causing trouble once more...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father looked
up the teacher. He told her that little Johnny was a good kid but that
he was an avid gambler. He warned her that little Johnny might win lunch
money from the other kids if he was not watched closely.
The teacher did not seem disturbed, assured the father that she had
handled many such problems and was very capable of taking care of little
Johnny's urge to gamble.
Shortly after lunch, the father called the teacher and asked her how
things were going.
"Oh, everything is going very well." She said. "I think I may have cured
little Johnny of his gambling habit."
The father asked her what had happened.
"The little tyke absolutely insisted on betting me ten dollars that I
had a mole on my rear." She said. "I finally agreed to the bet and took
him to the teacher's lounge to show him that I had no mole."
"Damn!" The father said. "He bet me fifty dollars this morning that he
would see the teacher's ass before the day was over."