The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Thu, 17 Apr 1997 14:46:33 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
More of the inevitable foolishness...before anyone asks, I believe
Heaven's Gate is the cult, and Higher Source is the web development
company...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Will the last one to die please shut down the computer?
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The Miami Herald copied Heaven's Gate's web pages to their site before
it was taken down yesterday, and they are advertising them heavily
today.
The first thing that occurred to me was that this was clearly a
copyright violation. Then again, it may not matter: I don't think that
there is anyone left to file a suit.....
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Original by my roommate, Dana Hudson. Of course somebody else may have
beaten her to it...
After reading that several of the 39 suicide victims in San Diego had
been castrated, my roommate responded, "so they were 'eunuchs'
programmers?"
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w w w . c p o k e . c o m
Monday, March 31
A Helpful tip on Internet Promotion
If you really want a to increase the traffic to your Homepage, get 39
people to kill themselves because of your site.
And just watch the hits roll in...
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Heard on Politically Incorrect starring Bill Maher, during his monologue
(slightly paraphrased):
We've recently learned that many of the men of the Heaven's Gate suicide
community had been castrated. Apparently there weren't as many nuts in
that mansion as we originally thought....
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>From a signature in a recent Usenet post by dzeiger@netcom.com:
My Web Design Team went to Hale-Bopp
And all I got was this lousy pudding recipe