Mistaken Identity...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk )
Tue, 1 Apr 1997 19:05:18 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Here's another one from Shelley...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

A lady aged about 60 was walking down the street when she heard a voice
say, "You will live to be 100."  

She looked around and didn't see anyone, so she continued.

A few hundred metres down the road she heard the voice again!  "You will
live to be 100!"  

"God, is that You?"  she asked. 

"Well if that is true, I'm not ready to live for another 40 years. I had
better prepare!"

So the next day, she went to the doctor and had a face lift, dyed her
hair, bought some nice new clothes and had her make up done in a younger
fashion.
 
She looked great!  But as she was leaving the beauty salon, a bus came
by and hit her, killing her dead!

When she got to heaven, she confronted God and asked Him, "God, why did
You tell me I was going to live to be 100, and then kill me the next
day?"

"Oh!" said God. "Is that you? I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you!"