The Loony Bin
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loonies@bloodaxe.demon.co.uk
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Mon, 17 Mar 1997 22:43:43 +0000
Hiya All...
Here are some one-liners with a difference...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Programmer "one liners"
- 'Hello World!' 17 errors, 31 warnings
- It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! (Bill Gates)
- 1024x768x256 Sounds like one mean woman
- 2B OR NOT 2B = FF
- A bad day: 'Transfer completed (5720468 bytes, 1 CPS)'
- Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key.
- Bad or Missing Sysop. Free files in all areas.
- Best 3D game? DOOK. I mean DUME.
- C:\DOS;\SYSTEM;\UTILITIES;\DOCS;\HELP;\WHERE\THE\F^^CK\AM_I\?
- C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>
- Canadian DOS: 'Yer sure, eh? [Y,n]'
- CAUTION! Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
- Coming soon: Doom III - What The Hell?
- Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: COMPLETE mean?
- DEVICE=LIFE LOCKED@AGE25 HEALTH=PERFECT