The Loony Bin
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Wed, 5 Mar 1997 18:12:47 +0000
Hiya All...
Here's something of a cucumber story for you all...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they
have sex in the dark.
Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate
evening, she flipped on the lamp -- only to discover a cucumber in his
hand.
"Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 5 years!?!"
"Honey, let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a --"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "maybe you'd care to explain our
3 kids!!!"