The Loony Bin
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Wed, 5 Mar 1997 18:11:43 +0000
Hiya Folks...
Here are some more strange questions from tourists...sent in by
Ingrid...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Here are samples of puzzling questions fielded by Canadian tourist
offices:
- Where can I find cakes shaped like naked women?
- Is your civil war over yet? (referring to the Quebec referendum)
- Are your prices in Canadian dollars or Michigan dollars?
- Do you have taxi cabs in Toronto?
- What do you have on Italy?
- How many squash courts are there in British Columbia, particularly
under small businesses? (huh?!)
- Are there automatic turnarounds at the border to move cars to the
opposite side of the road? (an American who thought we drive on the
left side of the road)
- How long would it take to swim to Victoria from Vancouver? (it's 80
kilometres away)