The Loony Bin
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Thu, 20 Feb 1997 18:00:32 +0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here's a rather rude one about a hippie on a bus...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A hippie gets onto a bus and proceeds to sit next to a nun in the front
seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with
him.
The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off at the
next stop.
When the bus starts on its way, the bus driver says to the hippie,"If
you want I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."
The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver
tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the
cemetery to pray to the lord.
"If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," said the bus
driver, "you could tell her you were God and command her to have sex
with you."
Well the hippie decides to try this out, so that Tuesday he goes to the
cemetery and waits for the nun, and right on schedule the nun shows up.
When she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding,
in robes and glowing with a mask of god.
"I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must
have sex with me first."
The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity.
The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about going to work on the
nun.
After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha,
I'm the hippie!!"
The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting,"Ha ha, I'm the
bus driver!!"