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>From TIME Magazine Daily:
Very Happy Meals
MONROE, Conn: A burger at McDonald's isn't complete without fries and a
Coke. And for a few customers at this town's Golden Arches, nothing
compliments the trio better than a nice big bag of pot.
In a bust sure to wipe the perpetual smile off Ronald McDonald's face, a
19-year-old employee of the burger joint was arrested today for selling
marijuana in Happy Meals.
Mence Powell, who manned the restaurant's drive-through window, was
taken into custody after selling undercover officers a burger, fries,
soda and a side of weed on five separate occasions.
Police said Powell pulled the scam by arranging deals in advance. After
an order was placed, customers would then head to the drive-through
window to complete the transaction.
"I don't know how he could think that he could do this and continue to
get away with it," said Police Captain Daniel Wall.
--January 30, 1997
Submitted by: Yiftach Levy @ usa.net
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